Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Self Doubt crept past me this morning.

I was packing my things in this condo toilet,
getting ready to go home when someone who was quite obviously using the toilet for
BIG business...
(coz flush 3 times ma!)
walked past me and didn't wash them hands.

When I turned to look at the person,
I saw the person's back view opening the door to get out
and realized that the thing walking past me was quite a bit taller and bigger sized than me.
Dressed in striped polo T and berms, flip flops?

It was a...

MAN!

He was walking quite girlishly so I thought, maybe a butch?
BUT confirm that it's a guy even though I didn't see his face...
because he was checking the toilet sign when he got of the toilet.
hahahaha!!!

Which brings me to the self doubt part...

After many many MANY times using the same toilet...
I thought they might have exchanged the toilet signs without any warning,
so I checked the toilet sign when I went out as well.

I saw Miss Toilet Sign
wearing a tweeny little skirt.

The poor guy must have been blinded by an upset stomach.
Either that or...
in his heart of hearts, he's the same as Miss Toilet Sign.

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